May 2013
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
outfitofafashionablesciencewoman:
if u wanna date me u need to put a green light in your window so i can stare at it longingly
my cat eats flowers guys i have video proof
lol my dad said 4 20
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
tupacabra:
the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
lohanthony:
beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to...”
– Dita von Teese (via pleaselookaftermyghost)
1 tag
my laptop’s going to die but i don’t want it to but the charger is in the loungeroom so farewell plebeians
if the great gatsby isn’t the most magnificent perfect marvellous outstanding screen production in history i’m going to set off a bomb in the cinema sorry not sorry
i’m going to get a middle finger shaved into the back of my head so i can flip everyone off constantly
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mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
as soon as i hear an australian accent on a tutorial video just nope
balkhy:
roughrimjob:
balkhy:
*takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk*
It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
i’m surprised there’s still a doctor who fandom after that season tbh
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pros of having short hair:
no hair
no maintenance
less shampoo
will probably be bothered to start dyeing it again
look rad as fuck
pros of not short hair:
warm
friskygrandma:
I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
1 tag
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
foodtrucker:
I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
2 tags
“Stop telling women that we should find ourselves beautiful and that we should...”
– Elyse Mofo, “Don’t Tell Me to Love My Body” (via skeletales)
