May 2013
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
May 19th
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collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
May 19th
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outfitofafashionablesciencewoman: if u wanna date me u need to put a green light in your window so i can stare at it longingly
May 19th
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my cat eats flowers guys i have video proof
May 19th
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lol my dad said 4 20
May 19th
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tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
May 19th
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tupacabra: the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
May 19th
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lohanthony: beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
May 19th
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“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...”
– Dita von Teese (via pleaselookaftermyghost)
May 19th
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my laptop’s going to die but i don’t want it to but the charger is in the loungeroom so farewell plebeians 
May 18th
if the great gatsby isn’t the most magnificent perfect marvellous outstanding screen production in history i’m going to set off a bomb in the cinema sorry not sorry
May 18th
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i’m going to get a middle finger shaved into the back of my head so i can flip everyone off constantly
May 18th
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mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
May 18th
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as soon as i hear an australian accent on a tutorial video just nope
May 18th
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balkhy: roughrimjob: balkhy: *takes nudes with a yugioh card covering my junk* It only takes one Yugioh card to cover your junk hahaha
May 18th
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i’m surprised there’s still a doctor who fandom after that season tbh
May 18th
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pros of having short hair: no hair no maintenance  less shampoo will probably be bothered to start dyeing it again look rad as fuck pros of not short hair: warm
May 18th
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friskygrandma: I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!!BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!
May 18th
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gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
May 18th
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foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world
May 18th
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“Stop telling women that we should find ourselves beautiful and that we should...”
– Elyse Mofo, “Don’t Tell Me to Love My Body” (via skeletales)
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